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Community Stats: Level 1 Blank Slate; Normal Whistle; Ranked as Civilian

Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place! Medal Stats.

Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up! Medal Stats.

Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done. Medal Stats.

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool! Medal Stats.

Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller! Medal Stats.

Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1! Medal Stats.

Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly! Medal Stats.

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap! Medal Stats.

Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop" Medal Stats.

Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 265 (From 60 different games.)